Andrew (langenu) wrote,
Andrew
langenu

I <3 Porn (as a gift for others of course)


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I helped kalren across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to mippothehippo in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I bought porn for wizzart (-10 points). In March I bought porn for mayimuse (10 points). In July I stole dramadyke1042's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (276 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
langenu

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